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SQUABBLING and focus-scoring is the sunburned land’s flavour of the season once January appears on the almanac.
For a country that has largely been free of riots and civil war during its century of essence, we are reasonably adept at launching some animated debates around Australia Day.
Whatever the theme of choice seems to be, every year we seemed to get trapped into debating the merits of the flag, anthem or our method to multiculturalism.
While it’s all part of living in a healthy democracy, some of us act like ageing aunties criticising each other’s force and commenting about who has the most wrinkles on January 26.
So, for the sake of national unity, disconcert some “shrimp on the barbie”, switch on the cricket and into this list of age-old pointless arguments, guaranteed to entertain the whole family. Or at least help more bickering.
Melbourne v Sydney
Paul Keating once said if you’re “not living in Sydney, you’re straight camping out”.
Source: Warrnambool Standard (blog)